לא תגנוב, מ'טאהר נישט....

Sorry for not posting in a while. Here is a typical Bais Dovid phenomenon. A "kid" found a "superball", probably on one of the "courts" during "lunch recess". After hearing the infamous "לא תגנוב-מ'טאהר נישט טרעפען" line from more than one rebbe, he decided to hang up a sign. Not having any paper handy he goes into the front office and asks the "office lady" for some paper. Without hesitation she hands him a check stub from the general account, probably the one that pays for the No. 2 pencils. He then proceeds to write the sign. I can't figure out how he wrote this because: 1) standard kids don't have pens, only 3 sharpened pencils for "English", and 2) rebbes only have Parker pens to lend.

The clincher, of course, is the "נישט אין די צייט פון לערנען". 

We sincerely hope that nobody came to claim this ball for 30 days, although he forgot the most important part "only with simanim", and that he is now enjoying the ball himself. At least until he plays with it during "chavrusos" and it gets confiscated and interred in the wide drawer in the rebbe's desk.....